You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Sorry about my life...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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