I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
All I want is dick and wine.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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