In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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