STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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