We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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