Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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