it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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