Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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