weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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