My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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