Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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