We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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