just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just googled if crying burns calories
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have tasted many bathrooms
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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