I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
