remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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