If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dear god my vagina.
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