I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
