You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just invented taco cereal.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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