Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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