Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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