i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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