Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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