we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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