im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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