brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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