Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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