If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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