hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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