Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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