i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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