That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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