one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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