It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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