like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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