I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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