don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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