remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Are my feet made of real feet?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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