Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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