The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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