3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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