so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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