STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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