Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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