is your mom at the bar?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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