Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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