thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
oh god the rape fog is back!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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