Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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