Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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