I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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