apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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