The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
nutella sex= disaster
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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