he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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