covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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