Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
